講到歐尼爾嗆 Kobe 的事 ( http://0rz.tw/574ly )
想到不久前波士頓的 Brian Scalabrine 也嗆過 LeBron James ( http://0rz.tw/164hu )


現在這位超塞的榮恩被別人嗆回來了,
搭配精心挑選的畫面跟歌詞看,
應該還蠻有意思的,
希望大家會喜歡 :p

               ( 影片出處:www.ryanparkersongs.com/ )


  

《All Stars》

我只能玩玩沒有真的打過的NBA遊戲 
I'm through with fantasy drafts and games I'll never get in,
雖然我跳度高但還是真的有機會加入NBA
My vertical is low but I know I could have been,
成為一個幫NBA充場面的白人球員
A token white guy playing in the NBA,
如果有教練或球探看到我的渴求
If a coach or scout saw my dead eye aim,
球員選秀時可以考慮把我選進去
When it's time to draft they would call my name,
我只是要件球衣,不用真的下場打球
I just want a uniform, I don't need to really play,
我可以坐在場邊當一個最佳第12人
I could ride the pine like a good 12th man,
就像塞爾提克隊的榮恩那樣
Doing everything that Brian Scalabrine can,



因為我們都只是想跟在大明星身邊玩『球』
Cause we all just want to play beside all stars,
開著拉風的跑車,還可以對雷暴龍打打嘴砲
Chilling with Lebron, driving fancy cars,
鈔票來得容易,女人也自己送上門,
The cash comes easy and the girls come free,
走到哪裡都有人崇拜我
And everybody everywhere worships me,
我可以泡在夜店和旅館
I could hang out in the hotel bars,
啦啦隊和女球迷都是我的床伴
Showing groupie girls all my battle scars,
點一大堆酒來喝也會有人招待
I'll buy a couple of drinks, it won't take much more,
只要告訴他們我是誰的隊友這一切都行
When I tell them all about who I play for,
嘿,我想跟在大明星身邊玩『球』
Hey, I want play with all stars,


我不用像 Kobe 那麼利害
I don't need to be the best like Kobe,
只要能像81年塞隊Rick Robey (生涯平均7.6)也撈個冠軍戒就滿足了
I'd be satisfied being like Rick Robey,
然後在遊走各隊之後退休
With a journeyman career that allows me to retire,
我不擔心其他參加選秀的都是一些大塊頭
These guys are big but I'll risk a KO,
我也不可能是 OJ Mayo 的對手
From the front row watching OJ Mayo,
總之我這個人很好說話
I'll bring timeout towels and whatever they desire,
甚至也不會找經紀人來爭取合約跟薪水
I don't need an agent to negotiate, 
只要給我一點錢,我就會好好表現
I'll take the minimum cash and be doing great,



因為我們都只是想跟在大明星身邊玩『球』
Cause we all just want to play beside all stars,
開著拉風的跑車,還可以對雷暴龍打打嘴砲
Chilling with Lebron, driving fancy cars,
鈔票來得容易,女人也自己送上門,
The cash comes easy and the girls come free,
走到哪裡都有人崇拜我
And everybody everywhere worships me,
我可以泡在夜店和旅館
I could hang out in the hotel bars,
啦啦隊和女球迷都是我的床伴
Showing groupie girls all my battle scars,
點一大堆酒來喝也會有人招待
I'll buy a couple of drinks, it won't take much more,
只要告訴他們我是誰的隊友這一切都行
When I tell them all about who I play for,
嘿,我想跟在大明星身邊玩『球』
Hey, I want play with all stars,



我也可以假裝說一口破英文
I'll speak my words in broken English,
假如有人揭穿我其實是美國人,我會一概否認
Any rumors I'm American, I'll extinguish,
如果這樣能對我的選秀有幫助的話
If it helps my chances to get picked,
要我說我老爸是東斯拉人都行
I can say my dad was East Slavic,



因為我們都只是想跟在大明星身邊玩『球』
Cause we all just want to play beside all stars,
開著拉風的跑車,還可以對雷暴龍打打嘴砲
Chilling with Lebron, driving fancy cars,
鈔票來得容易,女人也自己送上門,
The cash comes easy and the girls come free,
走到哪裡都有人崇拜我
And everybody everywhere worships me,
我可以泡在夜店和旅館
I could hang out in the hotel bars,
啦啦隊和女球迷都是我的床伴
Showing groupie girls all my battle scars,
點一大堆酒來喝也會有人招待
I'll buy a couple of drinks, it won't take much more,
只要告訴他們我是誰的隊友這一切都行
When I tell them all about who I play for,
嘿,我想跟在大明星身邊玩『球』
Hey, I want play with all stars,
嘿,我想跟在大明星身邊玩『球』......
Hey, I want play with all stars......

 

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